F irst let me say that I am not a kid, I am 45+ years old, & the last boat that I was on was a Ferry & that was over 30 years ago. When people would invite me on their boat my standard answer was that GOD DID NOT MEAN FOR ME TO WALK ON WATER. So then I'm sure you are asking, why did I buy a boat. As soon as I figure that out, I promise to let everyone know.

The day started as any other mid August Saturday did, with me up early, picking up coffee & going for a ride, & ending up at some waterfront park, as I loved the water, just didn't like boats. About 2 hours later, as I was on my way back home, I saw a boat & trailer that was for sale, parked on the side of the road. I stopped, looked it over, & made a note of the owners phone number, why, I don't know. I made a few other stops at local marinas & launching ramps, also unexplainable, until I returned home. I came to the conclusion that "IF" I were to ever consider buying a boat (though that did not make any sense since I did not like boating,) a trailerable 18' cuddy cabin would be best to start with. Since it was a gorgeous day & I did not want to stay home, I starting looking through the classifieds. I made some calls, & went to look at some boats. As I was extremely uncomfortable walking on the floating docks, I did not get on any of these boats. All I really wanted was to get out of the house that day, & be by the water. That evening at dusk, I went to see an older 24 foot cruiser with an I/O, stand up cabin that slept 4, enclosed head & galley. As this boat was larger & more expensive than anything else I was "NOT" considering, & as I said, I was not looking to buy a boat, I went because this boat was docked near my home & it was a nice night. I managed to get to the boat walking on the floating dock, & due to the owners friendliness, found it awkward not to get on the boat. He started it up & offered to take me out, which I declined. Why go out on something I don't want. Out of courtesy I asked him his bottom line, figuring that I would say that his price was too high for me. He told me his price, & much to my surprise someone (it was not me) took out my wallet, gave him a $100.00 & told him that I would be back to water test the boat the next day. I left there in total denial that ME, who never wanted to own or go on a boat, had just bought one. That night I did not sleep. The following morning I went to meet him with the intention that I was going to tell him I did not want the boat. Carefully walked on the floating docks (By now I was better at it) & nervously got on board. As I was going to tell him, he started the boat & pulled away from the dock. After about 5 minutes of holding on for dear life, (I can't swim either) I asked him if I could "Drive." I have never felt so calm about doing something that scared me to death. After a 45 min ride I decided I had to have the boat, left him, & went to find a slip, insurance, & the nerve to admit to myself that I had just bought a boat. Three days later, he delivered the boat to my slip. There I was standing on the floating dock at a Marina, looking at MY BOAT, wondering WHAT THE HELL DID I DO ?

With the memory of that first ride still fresh in my mind, & with the check having been cashed, I decided to try & find someone to teach me how to use this thing. After looking at MY BOAT for 1 week & not being able to find anyone to teach me, I decided that I would have to learn this as I had learned most everything else in life, by myself. I mean I did steer the boat with the prior owner, so how difficult could it be?

The first thing I encountered was trying to start it. I would "pump" the throttle forever, until it would start with the throttle at the center position, on idle. The first time I decided to raise up the engine RPM, by moving the throttle forward, you guessed it, the boat went into gear & I almost ripped out the finger slip I was tied to. The marina's mechanic explained to be about the Button to disengage the transmission. AH HA, at least now I could start it & raise the Rpm's.

Two weeks after getting the boat & still not finding anyone to teach me, I came up with the idea, that to get the feel of the boat, I would just pull the boat straight out from the slip, put it into reverse to stop it, & then back it straight in. What could possibly easier than that? Well I started it, warmed it up, had my lady, who either loves me a lot or was just insane enough to get on this thing with me, untie the lines, put it into gear, pulled it straight out, stopped it, put it into reverse, & had the current & wind push the stern of the boat to the left. There I was, perpendicular to the dock holding on to a piling for dear life, not having any idea how to get back into the slip.
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Fortunately 2 guys came by, suggested that we toss them a rope, tie it onto one of those Metal Things (cleat) that are on the boat, & they pulled it in. I swore I would never get on it again. Not being a quitter, which means having no common sense, I tried again, & made it. My maiden voyage was successful, I pulled it out & backed it in. Now being full of myself, I decided to take it for a short ride. I pulled out of the slip into the canal that the marina is located on, while for some reason humming the theme from Gilligan's Island. Even though I was scared, as by now I realized that this was slightly different than driving a car. I loved it, went about a half mile & encountered 2 of those Floating Things, (BOUY'S.) Not knowing what they meant I figuring I went far enough, I turned around & went back. All I can say is that parking a car was never this difficult. I finally got it in & tied it up, bringing my first time out to a successful (Nobody got hurt, & nothing was damaged) end.

Over the next 2 months until the season ended, I was on it every possible moment, I learned what some of the buoy's mean, sometimes the hard way by running aground, met the local Sea Tow operator, learned that I can knock my girlfriend off the boat if I hit her in the head while casting, (she can swim) & found some problems with the boat. Was it enjoyable, saying yes is a gross understatement. I should have done this years ago, but the right way. Maybe fear & common sense kept me out of major trouble, but this is not something you should depend on. I think a Coast Guard or Power Squadron boating course should be taken by everyone before they buy a boat, as I am now. Finding out what a shoal is the hard way, as I did, can be expensive & painful. Again, Sea Tow to the rescue, & yes I believe that you should have someone if possible go out with you a few times in the beginning.

I took a chance by buying an older boat without having a surveyor or marine mechanic check it out. Again I was lucky, I found a great 16 year old boat. But had I not been so lucky, what could this boat have cost me to repair, or was it even repairable? All I knew was that it floated, & ran, which was more that I needed.

The point of telling my story is this, yes boating is great, the boaters that I have met are very friendly & helpful people, & I am as hooked as anyone. Next season I actually hope to catch a fish, but be careful, educate yourself. Learn as much as you can about boats, & about boating. Owning a boat is a responsibility, not only your own safety, but you are responsible for the safety of other boaters. There are no brake pedals on boats, (though I am trying to fabricate one,) you have to know what you are doing at all times, as weather conditions & your surroundings change constantly. Yes I have some very funny stories to tell, but my inexperience could have gotten me & unfortunately others, in trouble. Safe boating.

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